scarymarymusic:

Lana Del Rey - Off to the Races

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thetidesinitsgrave:

wawaqueen:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

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unshaped:

yungbasedblogger:

beyoncethebasedgodess:

the-boy-least-likely-to:

What the actual fuck?

I think I’m gonna go backflip into traffic, later.

ITS BACK OH LORDE

is this legit? smh lorde should be ashamed

i live for this

(Source: trmanblck, via facadeincolor)

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via sayhellotothemoon)

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

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calabozos:

onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

you know those kids dead

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damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

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clrama:

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   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

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thisperspective:

*violent muffled cursing*

(Source: legion567, via awna-girl-overload)

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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